Met Gala Review

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Hot Takes by Mabel Taylor
@mabeljoytaylor
9.14.2021

Is Timmy at the Bruer? Wrong building




OMG His platform shoes


Truly horrible


The fact that Ilana thinks that night at the museum was filmed at The Met


God he looks so pretty


We are the world


Seperate topic, but does anyone know why Hailey fired Maeve?


Reminds me of all my friends’ hair


Thought she was Lily Collins for a while



She should move to Paris


Too Biritsh
But I like her
But this really feels like a weak theme moment

She looks like flesh

I like using this event for ransoms


poor claudia dates a guy who dates his sister


feels historically grounded


Cute like a pencil ;)


Also historically grounded and the least boring Dior I’ve seen in a while

Inspired by Dune “an American Book”








Better than anything I could come up with


I like the watch. 

“Vintage Tom Ford 2003 Gucci”
Thanks Addison




I like that she’s a ray of like not the Stuatue of Liberty or like an ERA

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Karlie kloss is a loser




OK HERE IS KIM 

Does this count as a mask? 


hahahahahaj


Big night for this shade of blue. 


Omg I really wanted someone to bring a baby!!!!!



Omg thats not a baby that’s a robot 



OK love


Emphasizing her spiderlike qualites. 
A true American


Must be stopped


Ok she looks good when she goes for a simple look but I wanted a meme worthy fit.

Did Kim make her wear all black?


Ihate this. She should have worn the Mugler today!


Me as a parent



My sad emo blonde friends


Omg genius


Literally the worst


The worst couple of all time






omg ok yes
 

one of my fave looks of the night actually


Love that it’s Versace but denim so DUHhh its American


Love


I feel like we are going to forget about these looks in two weeks


Channeling Audrey Hepburn my ass


Love the blues!!!


Another amazing take from my Intellectual Advisor


Too many flowers tonight

FINAL TAKEAWAYS...



Someone should have gone as Anne truit’s fence!!



Someone should have worn my all time favorite dress from season 1 project runway. Architectural looks were MISSING.



Jeremy scott should have brought a trio as this. Sydney Sweeney and Alexa Dmie would have been perfect.

Silver lining is not having to listen to celebrities try to define camp...